選擇不困難Catch-22
CATCH-22選擇不困難
選不下去？讓三兄弟幫你開堂。
Stuck between two choices? We'll sort it out.
滑一滑記下好處和顧慮，時間到就開堂結算。
Swipe to jot down the upsides and the worries. When time's up, the crew tallies it up.
有種實驗室 出品A SERIES BY KIND OF LAB
順心堂The Mild Bunch
THE MILD BUNCH順心堂
順心堂是生活裡的零食，像泡麵上的那顆蛋，點綴生活中的美好。
The Mild Bunch is an everyday snack. Like the egg on your ramen, it's a little extra on the good stuff.
Kind of wisdom, kind of love.
堂口三兄弟
Meet the Bunch
有個人一天寫了三張「不順」的紙條，揉掉丟了。半夜，三個紙團變成阿正、角頭和阿和，都想回去罩寫下自己的人，結果在同一扇門口撞個正著。三個人一起幫老大充好手機、設好鬧鐘、煮了碗麵，當場結拜。順心堂就這樣開張了，那個老大，就是你。
Someone had a lousy day and wrote three grumpy notes, then crumpled them up and tossed them. That night the notes popped open as Frankie, Corners, and Snacks. Each one went to stick up for whoever wrote them, and they all ran into each other at the same front door. Same handwriting. Same boss. They charged the phone, set the alarm, made some ramen, and started a gang on the spot. That boss? It's you.
阿正Frankie
老二・站你前面・叫你「老大」
Middle brother · in front of you · calls you “Boss”
熱血、講義氣、正義感爆表，你還沒講完他已經衝出去了。
All heart, zero plan. He's out the door before you finish the sentence.
角頭Corners
大哥・站你後面・叫你「堂主」
Big brother · behind you · calls you “Chief”
面冷心熱的老大哥，話少但句句到位。
Deadpan big brother. Says three words. All three are right.
阿和Snacks
老么・站你旁邊・叫你「你」
Little brother · next to you · calls you “buddy”
年紀最小卻最懂人情，兩個哥哥的翻譯機，最會照顧人。
The youngest, the snack guy, and the official translator for his brothers.
點一下他們試試。
Tap one of them.
堂口開的攤
What the Bunch runs
什麼時刻，就開哪一攤。用完，回去過你的日子。
Pick the one that fits the moment. Then get back to your day.
生活盲盒Life Blind Box
LIFE BLIND BOX生活盲盒
無聊？抽一盒。
Bored? Pull a box.
做一件沒用的五感小事。
Do one tiny useless thing.
廢滑健身房DoomScroll Gym
DOOMSCROLL GYM廢滑健身房
想滑社群之前，先花 10 秒看看世界。
Before you open social media, take 10 seconds to look at the world.
自己訂一份練習菜單，調整注意力，好好享受生活。
Make your own practice plan, tune your attention, and enjoy your life.
好事餵多肉Good Things
GOOD THINGS好事餵多肉
看到好事？拿去餵多肉。
Saw something nice? Feed it to the succulent.
寫一句或拍一張，餵給自己的多肉，也可以跟朋友共養一盆，看它長葉子、開花。
Write a line or snap a photo and feed it to your succulent. Or grow one with friends and watch it sprout leaves and bloom.
堂訓
The house code
先看見See it.
生活裡的小事都算數。多看一眼，就多一點好。
Small stuff counts. Look twice, find a little good.
再碰碰看Poke it.
不用想清楚才動手，摸一下、拍一張、走一段就好。
Don't overthink it. Touch it, snap it, walk it. Done.
慢慢順平Smooth it out.
寫下來、理一理，心會自己慢慢穩。急不得，也不用急。
Write it down, sort it out. Your head calms down on its own. No rush.
堂規只有一條ONE HOUSE RULE
最後拍板的，永遠是堂主。
The Boss always makes the call.
耍廢是你選的，想練的肌肉也是你選的。想練的時候才練，兄弟會挺你。
Slacking off is your call. So is the muscle you train. Train when you want to. The crew's got your back.
不求幹大事。有事一起扛，沒事一起吃。
No big jobs. Trouble? We split it. No trouble? We split snacks.
Kind of wisdom, kind of love.
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Kind of Lab｜[email protected]